Dire Dire Situations

If Divine WAS a thing, I'd assume it's just as cancerous as Dire, slowly making it so that the character Divine is used upon has almost no personality whatsoever and will just follow ever single order given to him/her by their creator.

Just a headache and tired induced thought, feel free to ignore it.

I'm pretty sure the white specks we saw in the characters were just parts in the characters that got looked over. I do not think there is any reason for there to be a "Divine" humor any time soon. And if there was any knowledge of it would be kept secret. Surely even gS would not have a humor that rare.

CrimsonMage wrote:I'm pretty sure the white specks we saw in the characters were just parts in the characters that got looked over. I do not think there is any reason for there to be a "Divine" humor any time soon. And if there was any knowledge of it would be kept secret. Surely even gS would not have a humor that rare.

Agreed. As I said my post was only a headache induced thought. I do not actually believe there is such thing as "Divine Humor"

No, Divine / opposite-of-Dire humor does not exist.

It is the Fabled Imaginary Humor spoken of in hushed whispers of Myth and Legend, which Does Not In Fact Exist and is Probably Not Very Legendary At All.

...Wow that sentence was fun to write. And was imagined being read aloud by Badger/the-Kids'-Narrator from HomestuckCoLab's Let's Read Homestuck project/thingy on YouTube.

What do you guys THINK would happen if you Turnabout'd Dire then?

Probably just more Dire.

hector212121 wrote:What do you guys THINK would happen if you Turnabout'd Dire then?

How do you think the universe was formed?

gloomyMoron wrote:

hector212121 wrote:What do you guys THINK would happen if you Turnabout'd Dire then?

How do you think the universe was formed?

This is by far the best answer that could have been given.

I salute you, friend.

Wait, if that's how the universe was formed, where did the humors come from?

Dire, being POWER, made Turnabout, which is RANDOMNESS, explode into all of them.

arcaneScribbler wrote:Dire, being POWER, made Turnabout, which is RANDOMNESS, explode into all of them.

Wow, the moment I read that a huge metaphor for life just popped into my head.

Of course I'm reading Sburb Glitch Faq right now, so that might have something to do with it.

I have come to the conclusion that Dire tastes like banana.

...Don't ask how I know this.

BigBurkhart wrote:I have come to the conclusion that Dire tastes like banana.

...Don't ask how I know this.

Well, you know the Forbidden Fruit was thought to be a banana (or some form of banana) and not an apple by a lot of Theologians, right? (Not that I believe any of that crap anyway, but it is an interesting tidbit, nonetheless.) So, Dire being banana-flavored makes 'sense' that way. Also, since artificial banana flavoring is god awful tasting (only watermelon flavoring is comparable), I can see it being banana-flavored for that reason too.

And now we determine what each humor tastes likeeeee

I've actually kinda always wondered what Shine tastes like. :'o

I'm going to make a whole thread for that, because while I don't want to talk about dire, the flavors? yeah.
There was something about Shyla's Sodas fitting humors so yeah. Making the Flavorful Soul thread now.

Hmm, maybe "God" or whatever passes for one is the humors?

So we go from discussing about a character to the morals of using Dire, to it's "possible effects" to the philosophy of life and how the universe started and then to how humors taste like.


Okay.

Welcome to the world of Soul Smithing, where nothing makes sense and Dire is banana-flavored.

That Tripsy smilie is finding good use! More than anything else, it just says "Join the Party!"

No it's more like "Problem?" to me. I mean look at that smug face.

Look at it, look at it's hollow black mask eyeholes thingy judging you and just sitting on it's adorable plush like body and drinking his soda while judging everything you do.

I now had an epiphany of why Shyla abhors him.

And I have had an epiphany of why, er.... that one girl that hangs out with Tripsy abhors Shyla. How can you hate a face like that?

Dreamscythes231 wrote:No it's more like "Problem?" to me. I mean look at that smug face.

Dreamscythes231 wrote:Look at it, look at it's hollow black mask eyeholes thingy judging you and just sitting on it's adorable plush like body and drinking his soda while judging everything you do.

Dreamscythes231 wrote:I now had an epiphany of why Shyla abhors him.

CrimsonMage wrote:And I have had an epiphany of why, er.... that one girl that hangs out with Tripsy abhors Shyla. How can you hate a face like that?

With insincere apologies.

Also, I think her name is Lolly.

I am dying of laughter!!!

You turned my post just way better!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

...wait, can you do a sudden zoom to his face smilie thingy?
Like he is sitting there and zoom to his face?

EDIT: Apparently you have done that....wow....